My Tax Dollars at Work

Got this in the mail via certified mail today. Seems that my rare traffic infraction was photographed, and I will soon have the pleasure of paying $125 to the City of Orlando for my hapless civil disobedience. Not only that, the event is memorialized for all time with this very special only-one-of-its-kind souvenir.

I'm such a rebel, and a lucky one at that. I don't know how anyone lives with me!