Bummin'

My schedule tonight got WASTED.  As in, what I planned to do wasn't what I actually did.  Hence, the bummin'

Two chuckles while I wait for my milk to freeze.

John Sam was talking to Granny about her legs.  She mentioned that they hurt sometimes.  So he told her, "Well, when people are 60, they should just sit down all the time."

Caroline was laying on the bed with me, and my stomach was gurgling.  I asked if she could hear it and she said yes.  Me:  "Do you know what that sound is?"  She cuts the eyes over without turning her head, and just to mess with her I said, "It's a baby."  She says "A baby what?"

Is the word I'm looking for touche??  lol